Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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