Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
