Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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