I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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