I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No subtext here. People are naked.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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