She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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