walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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