hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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