toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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