weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My vagina is very pro this idea
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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