he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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