i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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