This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You can't special order awesome
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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