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hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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