I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They are going to name an STD after you.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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