Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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