Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
