Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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