I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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