38 yer olds are good kisserssss
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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