Pappa wants mamma naked
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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