the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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