Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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