haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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