So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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