I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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