We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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