How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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