Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
