I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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