I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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