Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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