I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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