Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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