sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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