Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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