mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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