Just cropdusted the office
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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