road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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