Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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