my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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