What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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