I need help removing her.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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