It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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