I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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