This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
