You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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