Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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