So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
