And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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