im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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