See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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