didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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